kayliesaurusrex:

gambleorcs:

I was trying to explain to my grandma what being bisexual meant and saying that I looked at ladies butts and she was all
"You’re not GAY everyone checks out ladies rear ends" and my sister was like "I have never wanted to look at a ladies butt"
Later my grandma called me and was like “I THINK I MIGHT BE A LITTLE GAY”

BEST GRANDMA STORY

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

actualcannibalfeferipeixes:

mATH HOMEWORK???

THE BIBLE SAID ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM BOUGHT 60 WATERMELONS

meladoodle:

my therapist once told me that i have this obsession with seeking revenge… we’ll see about that

sogaysoalive:

I can never stop laughing at this

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational

livingbetweenseconds:

well it started out inspirational