stalkedprincess:

So today at walmart a woman kept giving me dirty looks until finally I asked if she had a problem. She looked at me and told me she didnt think my outfit was appropriate so I asked her if she thought it was appropriate to lick my asshole.

collapsed:

mvxum:

Ashton Kutcher modeling in the 90’s

omg what

shouldnt:

shouldnt:

Even though America is out of the World Cup we have still won every single Super Bowl

FREEDOM

weavemunchers:

imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday, every half hour goes to your room opens the door and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves

hotelmario:

bobshit:

what are snails even trying to do

their best